If you're keen for a specific garment and we don't currently range it, get in touch we do do the odd exclusive for nice people.
(But only if it looks good.)
Our Swag Shop
All our non-technical swag is produced and fulfilled by The TShirt Studio. Click on the relevant images below to order.
When you order swag it'll come direct from them and we make a little commission. We're really grateful for your support. Thanks for being awesome.
HOODYS
Warm and wonderful, the Cold Dark North hoody is perfect for warm ups, cool downs, eating pizza and even wearing on a bicycle. We've deliberately placed the logo on the right shoulder so that it's more visible when worn on a bike (in the UK anyway).
These are unisex or youth sizes
YOUTH HOODY
£27
£27
£22
SWEATSHIRTS
If you don't like hoods like @ChrisHallRides, you can stay warm this winter with a Cold Dark North sweatshirt. These are unisex sizing.
Perfect for warm ups, cool downs, eating pizza and even wearing on a bicycle. We've deliberately placed the logo on the right shoulder so that it's more visible when worn on a bike (in the UK anyway).
£25
TEES
Classic. Organic cotton. Women's or Men's.
£21
SLOGAN TEES
Classic. Premium cotton. Women's or Men's.
£20
£20
Single colour inverted logo
on the back of each Slogan Tee
£20
£20
£20
DARK TEE
Our Limited Edition "Dark Black on Black" organic cotton Dark tees. (They aren't really limited edition by the way)
Men's - to fit chest: S 34/36" M 38/40" L 42/44" XL 46/48" 2XL 50/52"
Women's - to fit: Size XS(8) S(10) M(12) L(14) XL(16)
£21
PROPER TEE
Our Limited Edition "PROPER" cotton tees. (They also aren't really limited edition by the way)
Riding in the #ColdDarkNorth is "proper". Make sure people know that you know.
Men's - to fit chest: S 34/36" M 38/40" L 42/44" XL 46/48" 2XL 50/52"
STICKY BABY-GROS
Who doesn't love an obscurely adorned baby? We'll be honest, we're not expecting to sell many of these...
£18
BABY-GROS
Who doesn't love an obscurely adorned baby? We'll be honest, we're not expecting to sell many of these...
£19
STABBY BASTARD HILLS JERSEY
SOLD OUT.
Sorry, you missed the chance to grab one of these limited edition Stabby Bastard Hills, Attacus jerseys - sign up to our newsletter for details of any future kit releases!
They're lovely, by the way.
STICKY BOTTLES
We've teamed up with Jam Cycling to produce these nifty bidons. You can grab them from Jam direct.
They have a barter system for pricing things, so they set a guide price of £9 per bidon - but you can always tell them what you're willing to pay and they'll haggle with you. A proportion of the profits from each sale will go to supporting women's racing in the North of England through the UniCycle Fund too. Ace.
STICKERS AND JUNK
Often we order random things for events and sometimes just because we like nice things - stickers, magnets, charms, badges, things and stuff.
We don't put these on the website to order all the time but get in touch if you ever fancy a mixed envelope o' stuff. Or just if something catches your eye!
hello@colddarknorth.co.uk or drop us a DM on Instagram, Facebook or Twitter.
A BUFF TING...
Sometimes we have stocks of snoods/buffs in stock in various designs but they do tend to sell out very quickly so you're usually best keeping an eye on our Instagram and Facebook pages for when we're getting a load in. You can always email us to ask though...
hello@colddarknorth.co.uk or drop us a DM on Instagram, Facebook or Twitter.
£10
(ish)
"COLOURS"
The heartlands of the Cold Dark North cover the North West of the UK. The vast areas of the Lake District, the Yorkshire Dales and the Forest of Bowland are all subtly different. But the best of days in each is punctuated primarily by two colours – the iridescent blue skies and the lush green vegetation (fed by the regular rains). We know that winter is coming. Sometimes we wonder if it ever really left us.
So we’ve teamed up with Zero Lemon and Attacus again to design and create a summer-weight long sleeved jersey that weaves our green and blue surroundings into the fabric of the kit but is versatile enough to be used all year round.
There's only a limited window to order yours - details here: colddarknorth.co.uk/colours
SOLD
OUT
STABBY BASTARD MUGS
Rae is a potter based in right here in Lancaster. She is inspired by nature and our local landscapes, particularly our incredible local rock formations. Rae has been working with clay for two years now, and began throwing pots just over a year ago.
After a stay in hospital last winter, Rae moved to working with clay full time, as a way of recovering both mental and physical strength. As part of this, she offered clay to local Lancaster residents during lockdown so that they could be creative at home.
This lockdown project is how we met Rae – our Deb happened to take up the clay offer and made a mug of her own!
We believe in supporting local businesses during this time, especially those that want to give back to the community. That is why we're delighted to have partnered with Rae on these beautiful CDN tumblers which feature the "Stabby Bastard Hills" design we've used on several products – with £2 from every sale going into Papyrus - the national charity dedicated to the prevention of young suicide.
Click here to order your personalised tumblers - there are limited numbers and sales end on 30 November 2020 to ensure delivery for Christmas
LIMITED
EDITION